Friday, November 16, 2007

Horror scope - Friday Nov 16

Gemini - May 21 to June 21

There’s no business like show business Gemini, and that’s no business for you to contemplate for even a second. Monday evening brings the temptation to go center stage at an after-work karaoke escapade, a temptation to which you will quickly wish you hadn’t succumbed. The video clip taken by a workmate will be posted on YouTube and will receive 172,980 viewings. Most of those viewers will be laughing at you, not with you. You will not go into work on Tuesday, which will turn out to be a wise decision. On Wednesday you will receive news of a distant relative’s win on the lottery. You will eat a mediocre pasta dish on Thursday evening and drink a little too much red wine. On the weekend you will see a bizarre accident involving a person dressed in a bear costume and a clothes rack. Your sleep will be disturbed by dreams of escaped bees.


So, let me get this right... He's dressed in a bear costume and a clothes rack?
And...Oh Ghod, not another mediocre pasta dish. Shit.

I'm staying in bed next week.

TBG out-

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