Friday, December 15, 2017

More Annoying Shit - Semantics and Associated Items

More words and phrases that make me want to punch you:

Impactful
Synergy
"Let's unpack this..."
"Don't you worry about ____. I'll take care of _____."
Agile
"Will it scale/Is it scalable?"
Proactive.
"Let's not boil the ocean here..."
Bandwidth
Reach out
Put a pin in that...
Let. That. Sink. In.
Optics
My ask is...

Using the term Porn for non-pornographic things...
  • Food Porn
  • Nature Porn
  • Building Porn
  • Pressure Washing Porn

Been looking at too much Twitter...
This is something that feels rude and annoying...

People 👏that 👏add 👏clap 👏emojis 👏thinking 👏it 👏makes 👏their 👏point👏 stronger




When I see this it has the same effect as clapping their hands in my face, which would earn you the opportunity to carry your teeth in your pocket on the way to the emergency room.


TBG - - Exit, pursued by flamingos