Equal Time

I guess it would only be proper to give the guys (and some girls, I guess) something to look at after the Olypics/Gay Porn post.
(I need to be careful... Kinda treading on PISSED's turf here...)

Enjoy!
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TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

The Starbucks Monologues

One thing that Pat G and I did as we killed time during the USAB events in Madrid and Athens was sit outside Starbucks on the Plaza de Cortez or on Avenue Alexandrou and practice our Snark & Snide...

The following posts are a somewhat stylized narration or talking points from those conversations...

Starbux Monologues  -  Part the First

A memo to women (and European women especially):
Tight white pants and granny panties? Really?

It takes the concept of VPL to a whole 'nother level.

Resist the urge, please.
Thanks-

The Guys

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Caption the Picture

1. This is why Sumo is not a recognized Olympics sport.

2. New IDS @ IBC workout program.

3. Tokyo Conga Line - FAIL

4. (singing) "C'mon baby, do the loco-motion..."

5. "Hey, now, Number 4...Both hands up..."

6. ...

Fashion Sense

Genties and Ladlemen, I give you...

wait for it...

The Bacon Bra! (via)



Wow...

Bacon and boobs.

Well, simple pleasures are the best.
I'm wondering if there is a matching thong to go along with this little number...

BTW- I like my bacon crispy, so the girl wearing this better be smokin' hot...I'd hate to run the risk of getting roundworm...

(and, no... Areola are not considered roundworms)

TBG out- with eggs and a side order of BACON!

Spring Break Fun

Okay, Constant Readers, Pop Quiz time...

Quick,

Which one is the Canadian?


TBG, out at poolside...

Hmmm. I might be wrong...

... This proof is irrefutable...


Maybe there is something to this Global Warming thing.

Thar she blows!

Do you remember the old spoiler on the back of the Porsche Targa?
They called it a "whale tail"...





I'm noticing a trend here in Las Vegas...

The girls are wearing underwear as semi-underwear, or in some cases, outerwear...
Very much resembling the same Cetaecan characteristic.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but I doubt that any woman wants to be referred to as a Whaletail...

(The worst ass-kicking I ever got from a girl was when I referred to her as "Crawfish"- you know... All the meat is in the tail. I don't remember much after that... I do, remember, however, that the doctor was gentle as he removed the size-six high heel shoe from my colon. But I digress.)

So... Whaletails...



The graceful lines...



The subtle power in the design...



The delicate detailing...



Symmetry...



the sophisticated coloring...


Ods Bodkins! An entire pod!

Amazing, out-