Thursday, April 26, 2018

A Woman Goes to the Doctor Worried About Her Husband's Temper

The Doctor: "What's the problem?
The Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
Doc: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

TW: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
Doc: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".

TBG - Exit, pursued by a angry woman with a mouthful of water.


Luc said...

Brave of you.

Dan said...

I laughed. My wife passed away; I should be safe.

Old NFO said...

Hope you like the couch... For the next five years... :-)