Thursday, July 25, 2013

KA3AHb - Food?

Shall we talk about food?

It was difficult to find real local cuisine...Not that I would know authentic Tatarstan cuisine if it jumped up off my plate and spit in my eye.

So we ate a lot of other stuff...
To begin with, next to The Devil's Asscrack Bordello, there was a Mexican/Sushi/Unknownistan restaurant.
How did we know?
Well, I kinda recognized the Eagle-Snake-Cactus symbol painted on the outside.

That, and the smiling face of Dirty Sanchez Ivanovitch on the sign on the front of the building.

We gave it a shot...
The wings were passable...

Not sure what the sauce was, thought it might be chimichurri, but no.

The nachos that SeanO ordered disappointing?

'Disappointing' is not a strong enough term.
Scary? Puzzling? Vomit-inducing?
You decide.

We also ate a couple meals at the restaurant in the Bordello From Hell.
The food is so-so, but the Engrish menu was hella entertaining.

I'm pretty sure they meant Croc Monsieur, but it was more like a BLT.

Salad Green Madness. Sounds like a symptom, not a meal.

Ah, They have Hodgepodge! Lovely.

And some nice paste for lunch...

But on the dinner paste, I'd avoid the Gants Epidemic Deathes...

And I guess mushroom washtub would be cool...

On deck: More food fun in KA3AHb.



Old NFO said...

Ah yes, the 'unknown' menu items... And the questionable Engrish...

kx59 said...

The sombrero canopy on the corner of the building is a dead give-a-way.
It juuust says "authentic" tex-mex to me.
The menu is priceless.

Jennifer said...

Wow. I am trying to figure out which planet the 'nachos' are from. I just hope it doesn't reproduce.

Home on the Range said...

I read that as "hedgehog" soup.

The Big Guy said...

To call it bad is an understatement of the first order.

According to the poor bastard, it looked better than it tasted, which seems hard to believe...

Be thankful for Zarates!

I'd eat hedgehog soup.
It would probably be an improvement over Hodgepodge.