Thursday, July 07, 2011

New Hardware

Fine new shooty goodness!


Oooo, Shiny!


A Kelley Soule Sight will soon live here...hopefully.


And instead of that leaf sight, maybe a Bullseye Ghost Ring sight.


Heavy barrel, and a loooong magazine tube.


Yes, .44 Magnum... Just like Athena & Minerva.
Holds twelve in the tube and one in the chamber.


No padding back here...
Fist Fits my shoulder perfectly.
(Yikes! Such an egregious {and humorous} misspelling.
I scrupulously avoid any kind of fisting... .44 Mag fisting especially.)

Next up: .44 Recoil Therapy.

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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

TheOnesDay® meme

President Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Obama said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'


The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Obama said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'



Obama was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.'

(as my man Borepatch says: Mockery - it's what's for Breakfast)


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Tuesday, July 05, 2011

What Is An American

[I got an e-mail today from a colleague containing a "message from a dentist in Australia". I saw this years ago, but found it amusing that it had resurfaced with attribution changed and the serial numbers filed off. I decided to post it whole rather than just quote it and provide a link...
Some number of Constant Readers (and you commie-pinkos know who you are) would see a "National Review" link and discount it out of hand, and I really would rather those individuals got a fleeting chance to read the whole thing.
It was written in September of 2001, but is so apropos even today. - TBG]

What Is An American?
A primer.

By Peter Ferrara, an associate professor of law at the George Mason University School of Law.
September 25, 2001 9:20 a.m.

 
ou probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper there an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So I just thought I would write to let them know what an American is, so they would know when they found one.

An American is English…or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them choose.

An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God-given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. 

As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.

An American does not have to obey the mad ravings of ignorant, ungodly cruel, old men. American men will not be fooled into giving up their lives to kill innocent people, so that these foolish old men may hold on to power. American women are free to show their beautiful faces to the world, as each of them choose.

An American is free to criticize his government's officials when they are wrong, in his or her own opinion. Then he is free to replace them, by majority vote.

Americans welcome people from all lands, all cultures, all religions, because they are not afraid. They are not afraid that their history, their religion, their beliefs, will be overrun, or forgotten. That is because they know they are free to hold to their religion, their beliefs, their history, as each of them choose.
And just as Americans welcome all, they enjoy the best that everyone has to bring, from all over the world. The best science, the best technology, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes.
Americans welcome the best, but they also welcome the least. The nation symbol of America welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed.
These in fact are the people who built America. Many of them were working in the twin towers on the morning of September 11, earning a better life for their families.

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo and Stalin and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world.
But in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.

So look around you. You may find more Americans in your land than you thought were there. One day they will rise up and overthrow the old, ignorant, tired tyrants that trouble too many lands. Then those lands too will join the community of free and prosperous nations.

And America will welcome them.



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Monday, July 04, 2011

Read The Whole Thing...





IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:

Column 1
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hall
George Walton

Column 2
North Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur Middleton

Column 3
Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton

Column 4
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKean
Column 5

New York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham Clark

Column 6
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton



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Sunday, July 03, 2011

Breakfast, Part 1

Breakfast I
TWWKMTS and I went to breakfast Saturday morning.
(Over the Ditch Cafe, if you must know... A Blackstone Benedict for Yours Truly, whilst The Woman enjoyed a light and fluffy omelet. Try the hash brown casserole - even better than Cracker Barrel's version of the same, and that's saying something.)

While we were enjoying breakfast, a man came in and walked through the dining area and back to the restroom. As is typical of "fashion" the young man was wearing a track suit, the pants of which were drooping so low that the rear belt line was below his ass.
TWWKMTS: "Apparently he's not familiar with the concept of the drawstring."

This "fashion" statement drives me out of my mind...

Hey, young urban youths:
PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS.

No one wants to see your underwear.

Now, in Florida they've passed some legislation that "outlaws" stupid fashion statements.

I don't know if they've ever brought someone up on charges of "indecent exposure of boxers" or some such BS; I think it's a waste of money, brains and time to try to legislate intelligence...
I think a more instructive method of behavior modification should be used.

I told TWWKMTS that then next time I saw one of these idiots that I would pick up the nearest bludgeon-like device and approach said mentally-challenged youth.
It would go something like this:

Yours Truly would address SumYute with the crotch of his knickers hanging somewhere around his knees and the waistline somewhere sub-scrotum and poke said Yute with the makeshift shillelagh to get his attention.

YT: "Hey, Dumbass."
SumYute: "W-wh-whut?"
YT: "Since you don't know how to wear your clothes, in 4 seconds I'm going to beat some fashion sense into you. Run. RUN YOU STUPID BASTARD!"

At this point, it can go two ways.
1. Mr. SumYute will start to run, get his feet tangled in his pantaloons and wind up face-down on the pavement. Beating will commence and cease when I feel his fashion sense and the wisdom of wearing clothes in the manner which they were designed has been sufficiently adjusted.
-or-
2. Mr. SumYute will repeat his question... "Wh-what?" consuming his head start time and I will commence to beating him immediately, hoping that he will come to his senses and start to run, learning the folly of his way as his feet try to help, but are hindered by his stupid fashion decision. Beating shall resume, hoping to imbue some fashion sense and perhaps a bit of self preservation.

After all when an cudgel-bearing ogre tells your skinny, hip-hop ass to run, if your fashion statement prohibits your movement, then perhaps you are too stupid to be contaminating the gene pool.

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Friday, July 01, 2011

Double Standards

Texas troopers recommended felony charges
against Colorado senator in fatal crash.

The Denver Post

Texas troopers had recommended that Colorado Sen. Suzanne Williams be charged with criminally negligent homicide for a fatal highway accident she caused late last year. They also reported she tampered with evidence and was not "forthcoming."

Williams' attorney, David Lane, emphatically denied she tampered with evidence or was untruthful, and he noted that a grand jury in May rejected the troopers' felony recommendations.

This woman is a horrible person and should have resigned her office months ago.

Also of interest:

1. Why are the rules for politicians different? If she was not politically connected she'd have been up on charges MONTHS ago.

2. Note that the Denver Post (as liberal a rag as it gets) makes no mention ANYWHERE that Senator Williams is a Democrat... Had she been on the GOP side of the aisle you'd have seen the "R" after her name or her party affiliation mentioned multiple times in the opening paragraph.

Fuck the Liberal Media.

(Waitress! More rum! In vino veritas...)

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

A Shotgun Rack For Your Posture Pedic?

Zach at The Wrong Way seems to think I need some esoteric "as seen on TV" hardware for my shotgun...



This couldn't work here at the Estrogen Palace...
I'd get out of bed on a late-night bladder-draining expedition and get one or both cojones snagged on some portion of the holder or the gun itself...
Either that or the whole assembly would wind up tangled in the sheets and be impossible to get to if needed.

And I really wonder how that whole assembly would hold up to a spirited bout of bedroom calisthenics?

Nah...

I'll stick with my normal solution.

(And no, I won't tell you what it is...)

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

A Guy Walks Into A Bar...



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TheOnesDay® meme - Gilbert & Sullivan Edition



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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Jeebus, where to begin with this one?



From The Beijinger

1. Well, if you didn't wear a banana hammock you wouldn't need a stuffed codpiece to combat shrinkage, would ya?

2. From the photos, it seems like there's not a lot of buttressing or stabilization gear. One thinks that any strenuous activity (swimming, diving, walking) might cause a shift in the equipment or packaging, making the overall appearance very strange. And perhaps humorous.


3. Well, yeah, women have used Wonderbras and cunningly padded büstenhalter in order bumfuzzle and hoodwink guys into believing they (the women) possessed charms of prodigious size and cunning proportion & alignment...

But, after a quick, very unscientific survey the consensus was "What the hell is wrong with men? Why would they do this?"
(I checked with TWWKMTS and she had nothing but a snort of derision for such a canard. But then, I spoil that woman, so such a reaction might be expected.)

4. Truth in advertising...
Just like what sometimes happens upon the removal of a Wonderbra, there will be a certain amount of angst- not unlike the famous Kübler-Ross Seven Stages of Grief:

Shock - Her: "What the...? Are you KIDDING me?"
Denial - Her: "I cannot believe that I was taken in by such a blatant deception!"
Pain & Guilt - Him: "Ow!! Jeebus, I guess the padding wasn't enough protection for a kick in the nuts."
Anger & Bargaining - Her:"If you don't get out of here right now, I'm going to kick you in your ornamental ballsack again!"
Depression & Reflection - Her:"Men suck." Him: "Damn. That hurt."
Reconstruction and Working Through - Him: "Hello, Customer Service? I need a new CrotchPad... Could I get a thicker one this time?"
Acceptance & Hope - Him: "Maybe my new codpiece will get here before the weekend."



It's interesting that Teh Women have no issue with the concept or execution of breast augmentation (within reason), but the Enzyte commercials and products of that ilk are evidence of Male Dementia. It's OK to want bigger boobs, but when a guy wants a more impressive piece of equipment, he's a sicko.

Remember the 3 biggest lies:
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
and
3. Size doesn't matter.



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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Candidate Endorsement

Beyonce says President Obama needs another term.

Well... That certainly changes everything.
I guess I was wrong all along.

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Signs of our Times - Seems Logical To Me Edition



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Monday, June 27, 2011

Oops.

A little old lady named Louann checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely.


She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well-oiled bottom….

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. She give him a call.

“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?” Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.

We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”

He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”



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Family Portrait Gone Weird


This is thought-provoking on several levels...
1. Is that a dog or a giant rat-thing?
2. A pink Ruger 10/22? Is that because of the rat-thing?
3. Posing in the bathtub?

It's a puzzler, I tell ya.

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Letters to People Unlikely to Respond - #6



Dear Grim Reaper,

Working overtime, are we?


You've recently taken Peter Falk, who played Columbo, one of my favorite TV detectives;


A few weeks back you took Elisabeth Sladen, my favorite Dr. Who companion, Sara Jane Smith, from back in the Tom Baker days...


My favorite WWE/WCW/TNA wrestler Randy Savage is now in the big ring in the sky;


Clarence Clemons is playing the Star Spangled Banner on his sax before the match.



Now Ryan Dunn, my favorite Jackass, has shuffled off his mortal coil and joined the choir invisible.

I'm starting to take this personal-like.
Why don't you knock it the hell off?

Kindest Regards-

The Big Guy

PS, By the way, Barack Obama is my favorite politician.
In case you were wondering.



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Working Dogs



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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Must-See TV



Woo hoo! Torchwood returns!

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Signs of our Times - Recovery Summer 2011



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Friday, June 24, 2011

Scenes From The Road



Ah, the innocence of youth.

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Adventures in Fine Dining


I guess I should start asking for my fortune cookie before my dinner.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Confusing Headline of the Day - And thoughts thereupon...

Caution: Political Content Ahead
Free Ice Cream Seekers and Lefties need read no further.

Obama Gets 30% of Americans Certain to Support Re-Election in Economy Poll

I'm a little amused in the wording of this, but I've been into the Kill-Devil so I'll need to re-read it later...
But from the article:

By a margin of 61 percent to 37 percent, a Bloomberg National Poll conducted June 17-20 shows Americans say they believe that Obama will have had his chance to make the economy “substantially better” by the end of 2012.

Only 30 percent of respondents said they are certain to vote for the president and 36 percent said they definitely won’t. Among likely independent voters, only 23 percent said they will back his re-election, while 36 percent said they definitely will look for another candidate.

Lies, damn lies and statistics-

30% of whom? Yeah, they asked a buncha people, but how many will actually vote?
Voter apathy is the biggest disappointment I have the the American People in general.

Something else:
I'm getting wary of labels. Republican, Democrat, Liberal, Conservative...
As a rule, when I espouse my mostly conservative views, I get lumped in the all everything to the right of center... Which really ain't me.
Apparently "Not an ardent Obama supporter" is semantically equal to "Rabid Glen Beck-Rush Limbaugh-Fox News-Teabag-Racist-Motherfucker"...

Obviously, if you think President Obama is fucking things up, and that from a world economics standpoint that he doesn't have the brains God gave an ice cube, then you are just another tool of Big Business, a fool doing the bidding of the fat-cat capitalists.

From the other side of the fence, I know I look at anyone that still has a Obama/Biden '08 sticker on their car as a lazy, uneducated, give-me-something-for-nothing, spread-YOUR-wealth, class-envying dipstick with an entitlement mentality and no ability to look beyond their next unemployment/disability/welfare(or whatever they're calling it these days) check idiot.

Obviously they never read the fine print on the bumper sticker...
YES WE CAN
fuck up the USA so bad it will be indistinguishable from a third-world shithole like Egypt.

When the average Obama voter/supprter doesn't know that the jobless rate in the US is 9.1%, (but is more like 11% or 12% and they don't understand the difference) but they can tell me the minutiae in the Casey Anthony trial forensics, or an in-depth bio on one of the American Idol Idiot, then I begin to worry that polls mean absolutely nothing, and that clueless idiots will continue to drink the kool-aid and will probably re-elect the Smartest, Coolest, No-President-Has-Ever-Had-To-Make A-Harder-Decision, Never-Takes-a-Day-Off, TelePromter Jesus.
Koeschi help us.

XiaoJie! More rum! Xiang xianjiu!

MaShang!

Hang in the kids, more free ice cream later.

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TheOnesDay® meme - Where's TBG edition

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. 
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. 
When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. 

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. 
When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Bridgestone Arena - Backstage



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Mental Cruelty

Poor puppy...


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Dad Life

Happy Fathers Day

Dad Life from Church on the Move on Vimeo.


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Saturday, June 18, 2011

11.5 Wasted Minutes

...But a fun 11.5 minutes though...

100 Greatest Movie Threats
(Do I have to warn you that this is Not Safe For Work?)




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Photos From The Road - Buffalo Edition

From CoConspirator 1.5, a photo from the Buffalo NY area:

(Click pics for a closer look)

Wait... He's chained to the urinal?

Could this be a Rule 34 thing?


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Friday, June 17, 2011

What Kind of Plane is That?

I want to go to the airport and watch that thing take off...
I bet it's impressive...



Yes, I know.
It just struck me funny when I first saw it.

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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Love Note

I got a message when I got back to the Hotel this evening:

"Dear Big Guy,
Please do me right now! Right here by the minifridge, on the floor in the bathroom, on the bed, or over on the couch. Hell, I'll even take the floor in front of the TV.
I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.
- sincerely,
Your Expense Report"



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TheOnesDay® meme - The Ides of June

Want to hear teh Funny?

From MichelleO -
"...This man doesn't take a day off."


Um... Weeks at Camp David? Martha's Vineyard? Hawaii?
Or are Michelle and the Girls taking his vacations for him during their trips to Spain & South Africa?

Of course, she did make this speech at a $1000/plate fundraiser...

Sorry- this really isn't political satire / parody.
Let me see if I can find something to fit the meme....

Ok...
How about this:


That oughta do it for today.


Other meme participants: Borepatch, PISSED, Coop

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