Monday, September 07, 2015

Complaints


Hey, you with the hair-trigger email complaint-

99.825% of the content on this website is MY personal experience or opinion...
If you are mentioned here, it's probably because you and I had some sort of interaction.
If you have issues regarding HOW you are portrayed in this narrative- well, that's in your power to control.
If you want me to write nice things about you, you should behave better.

If you have issues with the content here at Listen 2 Uncle Jay or how you are portrayed in articles herein, you might want to pay a visit our complaint department...
Helen Waite used to run the place, but we have farmed out that service to a local legal firm to be sure we fulfill any legal obligations to out readers...
If you have questions regarding deliverables or should have complaints, please contact the legal firm of Phuckov and Dye, you'll find 'em in the yellow pages.


TBG - - BLΟ ΛΛE, Asshat

3 comments:

DoninSacto1 said...

The complaint department is in the upper right hand corner of you screen. Little red rectangle with a white x. Just click there and complain all you want.

Old NFO said...

Heh, that ONLY works on Windoze Donin... Mac's gotta go to the red dot upper left... :-)

Mike said...

J man, I have had a less-than-stellar day, and so having cracked a cold beer, I happened to read your recent posts...

Spot on, in regards to your post about responsibility; with you 100% on that.
I then read the next, complaints. The link to Legal Obligations made my day.

Damn J, I read legal crap every day for my job, and I think every legal disclaimer should read like that...
I have to write professional reports that are admissible quite often, and believe me, Judges would LOVE it if briefs were written more like this.

It mentions RESPONSIBILITY several times, and covers the bases perfectly.
All the alliteration has the effect of mimicking legal crapola, but is funny as s--t.

It reads like you and a lawyer buddy got together {with several bottles of El Patron' involved in the process} and cranked this out.....

Made my day.

Hats off to you, brother.

PS will be in Sarasota and points south next week if you happen for some reason to be there or close