Tuesday, December 28, 2010

It's An AID Not a RIDE

[Charlotte Airport]

I've said it before...
Walk on Left - Stand on Right
The moving sidewalk is an aid to help travelers make it through the airport in a timely manner, not a ride for you and your BBW-BFF to lean against each side, blocking the entire walkway as you discuss hair weaves, Kanye and who that ho sister of yours is gonna be doin' on New Year's Eve while you're on your break from Queen City News & Gifts.

However- if you persist in such behavior, you should not be surprised or put on your shocked face when the Airport Ogre bellows "Move you ass, lady. You're blocking traffic." in order to break the log jam.
And when you give me the stink-eye, and s-l-o-w-l-y trundle your bulk off the handrail so the 8 of us can make it to our departure gates, you can rest assured that I will take the time to follow you to your workplace to complain to your manager about your snotty attitude and your poor representation of his retail business.
Not that it'll do any good, but it made me feel better.


1 comment:

Luc said...

Can I get an Amen! from the choir?