Friday, August 08, 2014

Separating Hipsters From Their Money

...by getting ahead of the curve.

A long-time affectation of these idjit Hipsters is to wear/use items that they don't really need or in some cases, deserve:
Fake glasses, handlebar mustaches (especially for the girls), Knit beanie caps (especially in summer), Vespas, trust funds, vintage clothing (or heaven forfend, skinny jeans).
And one of the newer hipster trends, Vapor cigarettes.

So they are into fake, stupid or useless stuff- So lets find something we can market to them and deplete their disposable income....

I think I came up with something that will go with the fake glasses, fake cigarettes and other bullshit-
A faux hearing aid.

A big, behind-the-ear, perhaps a neon coloring or plaid?

"Yeah- I was already deaf before losing your hearing was cool."



TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

3 comments:

3boxesofbs said...

Maybe we could just tell them it doesn't work while programming it for subliminal messages
"Grew up and move out of your mom's house".

"Working for a living is okay"

"Hey guy, you look like an idiot in those 'skinny' jeans".

Bob S.

Old NFO said...

LOL, I LIKE 3boxes idea... :-)

Angus McThag said...

Be sure to drink your ovaltine!