Friday, April 10, 2009

Damned if you Do, Damned if you Don't.

6:15 AM
The InnerNet is down.
(Yes, the entire innernet. Down. Scary, huh?)

I call over to NetWork Control to see why the connection is down. Perhaps someone has cut the string between our tomato soup cans.

Yours Truly: "Hey man... Is our connection to the Intarw3bz down?"
SpongeMark: "It's 6:15! You don't need the InterTubes yet. You can wait for a little while to update your Facebook status, can't you?"
YT: "Research, actually..."
SMSH: "What the hell do you need to research this early?"
YT: "Just a spelling check...Maybe you know- Spell 'legibly' for me."
(Long Pause)
SMSH: "Dictionary.com"
(Click)
Damn.
7:00 - Still no I'tubes. I think I'm being punished.

TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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