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KA3AHb - Food?

Shall we talk about food?

It was difficult to find real local cuisine...Not that I would know authentic Tatarstan cuisine if it jumped up off my plate and spit in my eye.

So we ate a lot of other stuff...
To begin with, next to The Devil's Asscrack Bordello, there was a Mexican/Sushi/Unknownistan restaurant.
How did we know?
Well, I kinda recognized the Eagle-Snake-Cactus symbol painted on the outside.

That, and the smiling face of Dirty Sanchez Ivanovitch on the sign on the front of the building.

We gave it a shot...
The wings were passable...

Not sure what the sauce was, thought it might be chimichurri, but no.

The nachos that SeanO ordered were...um... disappointing?


'Disappointing' is not a strong enough term.
Scary? Puzzling? Vomit-inducing?
You decide.

We also ate a couple meals at the restaurant in the Bordello From Hell.
The food is so-so, but the Engrish menu was hella entertaining.


Krok-mecie?
I'm pretty sure they meant Croc Monsieur, but it was more like a BLT.


Salad Green Madness. Sounds like a symptom, not a meal.


Ah, They have Hodgepodge! Lovely.


And some nice paste for lunch...


But on the dinner paste, I'd avoid the Gants Epidemic Deathes...


And I guess mushroom washtub would be cool...

On deck: More food fun in KA3AHb.


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Fun on the Menu, Berlin '11

Really?
Jägerschnitzel?
(Οοοο! It is mit der Schwammerlsauce!)

I wonder if I should ask if they have Tequilaschnitzle?

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Fun on the Menu

From SpongeMark SquareHands at some obscure event...

Jeepers, SpongeMark... Who is the cook over there, Jeffery Dahmer?

Of Menus and Coolers

The Gearhouse Guys are a never-ending source of amusement to me...

There has been an on-going issue about the need for a cooler out in the TV compound.
They require a cooler for beverages and food that needs refrigeration.
Almost every office, skybox and hospitality suite has a large glass-front cooler in it, all of them labeled with Heineken or Pepsi logos.
It's not an unreasonable request for TV Land to have a cooler...

Well... They finally got one yesterday... on day 5 of the tournament.

"What happened? Wait... You didn't steal it, did you?" I asked Boundsie.
(Again, you have to ask. Because if it was a case of appliance theft, there is a good chance that I would be fingered for the crime.)

"No, mate. It's all good." he replied.
"How's that?"
"They didn't need it any more. No more drug testing after Wednesday." he told me.

Lovely.
So the 'fridge they are keeping their food & beverages in has, up until yesterday, been used to store urine.
I guess if they use it to store American beer it will feel right at home.

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Fun on the menu - Minhang

Speaking of Boundsie, he sent along a menu to be included here...
Its from a restaurant not far from QiZhong Stadium. He said last year they used to go to this restaurant
quite often. Me? I'd go once, but after seeing the menu, I'm not sure I'd return...



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