That's What She Said...

Wow. Nice Nuts.



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Recovered Post: NBA Finals 09 -- Orlando TWSS

I was checking under the hood on Blogger this morning and found some posts that got hung up under the chassis and were never formally posted... Like this gem from back in 2009...

Rios: "I don't share my bananas with anyone."
TBG: "That's what she said."


Other fun quotes...
Sean: "...the rats are going to outlive us."
MichaelM: "Them and Cher."

Good times, good times...
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Fun on the Menu & Bonus TWSS

Gotta be impressed with a restaurant manager that has no problem
dropping the F-Bomb actually ON the menu...

Wow.

Did I have the Hot-As-Fuck sandwich?

Nope-

I had Squealers.


Mmmm... Pigsicles. Yum.

On the way back to Scottrade after lunch:

Tech Rick: "Man there was a lotta meat on that bone."
Tech Rudy: "Yep, that's what she said last night."

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St. Louis TWSS - Part 2

Tech Jerry: "That went in smoother than normal."
Tech Rudy: "That's what she said."


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St. Louis TWSS

Tech Jerry : "There, now you've got your wood."
Tech Rick:  "That's exactly what she said."
 
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Dirty Talk in the Warehouse

Oh, it was a TWSS rich environment this morning as we were working on a new truss system for the speed serve cage.

Jingles: "Are you sure you have the right hole?"
TBG: "Yikes, that's exactly what she said."

And a little later...

Manny: "Man, that thing's huge!"
TBG: "Wow. Do I actually have to say it?"

Yes, our minds are in the gutter.
But then, the mind goes where the body is...


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Overheard in the Trailer - Pt. 2

JR: "It's going to be big..."
pause
JR: "Don't say it..."

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Overheard in the Trailer

JR - "I don't like the ones with two bones. I like the ones with one bone."
TBG - "That's what she said.... I guess I really didn't have to say it, but for the sake of closure it was better that I did."


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Could Be A TWSS...

"Mine's fat and juicy. You're has had the shit cooked out of it."
- JR to DanO regarding their exact same steak order at dinner Monday night.

I guess it's more like "Ewww!" rather than a "That's what she said."

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Random TWSS

She: "You can put that anywhere you want."

She: "Jeebus, that thing's huge... It's way bigger than normal."

She: "I remember having three or four of those at once."



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A Late TWSS from Last Week

I was talking to Zach in the warehouse yesterday...
We were discussing Sombrero Night in Augusta where he Really Tied One On.

Apparently, they use stealth tequila in the Ginormous Margaritas...

Zach: "I don't know what happened.I didn't feel anything until I felt everything."
Yours Truly: "That's EXACTLY what she said."

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A Nice Golf Course TWSS

My cell phone rang...
(At my desk, of course. Even though I have the much-sought-after "Ok to use for The Tournament" sticker, I leave it in my trailer... I have an event two-way radio; No reason to take my phone out there and risk embarrassment or worse.
There's nothing worse than being on course and near a player addressing a ball and having your phone ring. It's worse than the embarrassment of having your cellphone ring as the airplane is taxiing or landing.)

Cockroach: "Why isn't that thing on vibrate?!"
Stick: "Ha! That's what she said."

Oooh. Nice catch.

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Another Valet TWSS

Still hanging out at the valet desk at the Delta Suites in Vancouver (waiting for my laundry to get back).
Two older women discussing the merits of SUVs as they wait for a taxi.
"My daughter's husband has a big one. She hates it."
I almost blew a gasket trying to keep from laughing...

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Valet TWSS

As I walked into the hotel this morning a rather stodgy woman was talking to Daniel the Bellman...
"...I remember that I had a short one once." she said.
TBG:(sotto voce) "That's what she said."
Daniel looked at me and grinned.
She look back at me - "Pardon?" she said, clearly expecting an answer.
TBG: "I was telling Daniel that I found the Sea Shed."
Stodgy Woman: "Oh. Seafood. I don't like that."
TBG: (thinking) "I'll bet you don't."

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Another NBA Finals TWSS

During halftime we are discussing the new Yankee stadium in New York and the propensity for home run hits.

Sean: "Balls are flying out!"
TBG: "That's what she said."

It's getting too easy...

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NHL / NBA TWSS

While watching Stanley Cup Final Game 6 during halftime of NBA Finals Game 3...

Rios (Shouting during Red Wings power play): "Put it in! Put it in!"

Yours Truly: "That's what...well, you know."



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TWHS

She: "How big is the boat?"

He: "I don't know, 17 feet? Big enough."

She: "That's what he said."



Wow.



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Proxy TWSS from Paris

Via SpongeMark SquareHands



SMSH: Asking Bob (The Apostle) how his dinner was....

"Man, that was a lot of meat!"



Yeah- that is *exactly* what she said!



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Waffle House TWSS

Waffle House waitress:
"There's supposed to be a sausage on my waffle!"

Yours Truly: "That's what she said."
(Quietly, as to avoid 'scrambled eggs a la waitress spit'.)

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In the Crew Room

A Sweet Young Thing was in the Crew Room this morning, going through the boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, looking for a specific make and model...



She looked at a mostly-empty box that had once held Chocolate Glazed Doughnuts...
Eying the remaining chocolate in the container she uttered words that will live in infamy:
"Someone's going to have to lick the chocolate out of that box."


All 20 guys in the room thinking at the same moment:
"That's what she said said!"

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