Where The Hell Is That 'Unsee' Button?

I mean, I like cats, and would like to have one again some day, but dude! Never mind!



Nononono!


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Happy Shark Week - Part III

Screw it. I'm never going back in the water.


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Headgear

They say it's all about The Hat...



So if that's the case, what are we to make of this?:


"We shall consult the Oracle. Come back in 10 days for our answer.
Bring mice. And a canned ham."

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Cat Fancy

Having owned been owned by a couple of cats, I would have believed her...


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Tasty Morsels

Contrary to all the cutesy thoughts you might be thinking, an entirely different dialog is going on.

Cat: "How can I get this large tuna-like beastie up where I can sink my lunch hooks into it."
Flipper: "Soon, Fuzzy One...Very soon the hoomins will toss your furry ass to us, your Delphinid overlords."

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One Pot Dinner

What's YOUR problem?

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Dogs Vs. Cats

Yes, it is a plot.

Beware the Cat

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Cats R teh Evil...

The Woman Who Knows Most Things and Yours  Truly were discussing the Gold Old Days when we were owned by a cat.
(As opposed to nowadays where we are slaves to a couple democrats dogs.)

Apparently The Bozi was listening as we regaled ourselves with fond reminiscences of our days with Sebastian, our Russian Blue.
This morning I found a helpful pamphlet sitting next to my laptop when I woke up...


See the full pamphlet after the fold...