Sunday, July 27, 2014

Undressed


She's not very pretty when she's naked...

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Subtle. Very Subtle.



Whoever did this is evil.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Stop Bitching and Do Your Job


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Monday, July 21, 2014

Never Mind The Cat Scan



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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Walk of Shame

Enjoying watching the Flight Attendant making people do the walk of shame on my flight...
The FA is has called out 4 people for stowing bags in the overhead in the front of the plane then walking to the back...
She catches them and loudly makes them go back and get their bags and take them to their area.
Good on ya, USAir FA.


Another Day, Another Flight

Yay. Air Travel.
Again.

I think OldNFO published this pic a while back... That this could happen scares the bejeebers out of me. It's one (of many) reasons that I don't sit in window seats, and if for some reason I DO wind up in a window seat I never look out the window.


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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Comprehension Test


Guess what state this WalMart is in.


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Friday, July 18, 2014

Welcome to Phoenix

Here's your tequila.


(Click pic to embigginate)
Have a nice day.

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Need Help With Your Paperwork?

Here are some nice forms for you...

I particularly like the Formal Apology.
I use it quite often.
(Double Click for bigness)















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Thursday, July 17, 2014

Well, There Goes The Neighborhood

Ingress has been released for the iPhone.

Prepare to see leigons of Fanbois hacking up the scenery.

*sigh*

TBG - 107 degrees today. Ugh.

I Guess It IS In The Right Section of the Bookstore



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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

They Are Trying To Kill Me.

So...
The Woman and Perfect Child have taken up kayaking...

They went out offshore Jax Beach yesterday morning, and I figured I'd go check on them before heading to the office.


Click to Engorge
That little tiny speck left of the umbrella and above the surfboards, way the @#$% out toward the horizon... That's them.

I didn't call the Coast Guard...
I DID think about it...
But- they both have cell phones.  They'd call if they have issues.

Besides-  I thought how much crap I'd get for weeks and weeks about overreacting, and the number of stupid things I do that they just take in stride and don't start calling the local hospitals or the highway patrol.

-Hint-
When you are 48 hours overdue and have not called to warn the SO of your delay, arriving home exclaiming:
"Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!" will not have the desired comic effect.
Listen to your Uncle Jay, it's a ticket to 6 nights in the doghouse.

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Notice to Mouth-Breathing Cousin-Humping Idjits:

THIS is NOT a drone...


This is a friggin' quadcopter.
It takes pictures. It's range is line-of-sight to the operator.

THIS is a drone.

It can fly 460 miles, stay on station for 14 hours, then return to base.
It has AGM-114K Hellfire missiles that travel at 1.3 Mach and can smoke your ass from 5 miles away.

Flush out your headgear you morons.

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Gah.


I Hate You, CNN

CNN is of the opinion that Dick Cheney is in a tiny minority when he (Cheney) says that the problems Iran and the Middle East are Obama's fault.

CNN talking head: "How do you respond to the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of Americans who don't think this is Obama's fault?"

Overwhelming majority?

Are you f'ing kidding me?

Have you spoken to any one outside the CNN Offices or the White House?

Morons.

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And CNN treats H. Cankles Clinton being on a late-night comedy show as news?

I guess compared to CNN, The Daily Show IS a hard-hitting news show.

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I have to get one of those universal remotes that can turn off these f'ing on-concourse TVs in the airport.

Although now that I look at it, there is a free HDMI port... I could plug in a Chromecast unit and punch up some Rule 34 porn. Or maybe just some footage from a range trip...

TBG

Early Morning Flights


5:45am flight, sooooo... Leaving for the airport at 4:20? Ugh.



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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

The FJR's New Clothes



Oh yeah...
The new fairings are on the way!

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