Oklahoma IS OK
Fuck Interstate 76.
TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Famous the Uncle Jay will explain- no...it will take too long. Uncle Jay will sum up all the weird shit happening around him. Famous!
The Woman Who Knows Most Things, the Perfect Child and Yours Truly have enjoyed playing Cards Against Humanity while having brunch, or really BEERunch at World of Beers on Sunday mornings...
(Bottomless mimosas, beermosas, or bloody Marys, and a breakfast entree for $20. #Winning!)
Cards Against Humanity is warped and twisted... Playing it with the Wife and Daughter is an eye-opening experience.
I had to define (gently) the term 'bukakke' to keep the PC from doing a Google search on it...
Wow. Interesting game...
Entitled Bohemian Barista: "While (pick appropriate hipster name: Leonora, Asher, Sadie, Willa, Roscoe) makes your doubleshot, half-caf-half-soy skinny latte, would you like to chat about race relations?"
Yours Truly: "Well, if you want to.... Do you believe that Kanye West accurately reflects the black man's perspective and societal aspirations, especially when he tweets pictures of Kim Kardashian's gigantic ass?"
Waiting at JAX to see if my flight will:
A) depart on time
B) depart late
C) get canceled
D) something else horrible
So I watch Airport-CNN. (spit)
I'm wondering about the Hillary Email Brouhaha and her adamant refusal to turn over the server for digital forensic investigation is actually a pretty issue to solve.
We can ask either the NSA or the Chinese for a copy of all the data...
Borepatch is right- given the probable level of incompetence on the part of whoever set up the system, smart money says that the server had the digital equivalent of a flashing neon "Welcome- No ID - No Credit Check" sign out front...
I bet any tourist could get a complete download of the files at Xiu Shui Jie in the Beijing bootleg digital market on two non-copy protected DVDs for 150rmb.
TBG - travelin'
'Star Trek' fans told to stop 'Spocking' Canadian $5 billThis should have been expected since Canada (and specifically Alberta) is where all the Vulcans live anyway...
"Bank of Canada executives have urged Star Trek fans to stop a campaign to deface currency as a tribute to late actor Leonard Nimoy."
What the actual fuck....?
You're looking for that pedal on the right, there, Speedy...
Yeah- that Obama sticker on your hybrid is kinda faded. You need a newer indicator that you're a douchebag...
Don'tchangelanes-don'tchangelanes-don'tchangelanes-don'tchangelanes-DON'TYOUFUCKING CHANGELANES!! Fuck! You changed lanes!
Shit- is that a cop?
Oh, you are such a moron!
Really? 35 in a 55 zone?
Everyone keep driving...that's right... Keep the traffic moving...
(While waiting in the turn lane)
Stop texting and watch for the light to turn green, dumbass.
Gorrammit! LET'S. GO. ASSHOLE. ifimissthisfuckin'lighti'mgonna... SHIT!
Jeebus, some people need killin', and you're one of them.
We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs, whether… Marie Harf -
State Dept spox.White House Moron Mouthpiece
...groups like al Qaeda and ISIL exploit the anger that festers when people feel that injustice and corruption leave them with no chance of improving their lives. - B.H. Obama - LA TimesFuck that motherfucker with ten feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fencing. Follow it up with a 6' barbed wire dildo... What a miserable, lying, sack of shit.
Whoever had "First flight delayed, connection bumped to later flight with shitty seat" in the pool is today's winner.
You can pick up your free worldwide roundtrip ticket at the betting window...
(United gives them away because the flights never leave anyway.)