Monday, July 13, 2015

Magazine Rack

I miss Omni Magazine.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

More South PA Regional Humor

The lovely town of Intercourse PA took a beating again last night...

Seems there is a small community nearby called Blue Ball... Apparently that's where you wind up if you run out of gas on the way to Intercourse.

On the way back to our hotel from dinner, the subject of Intercourse came up...
One of the guys who hadn't been around long was asking about it, if there was "Welcome to Intercourse" sign, etc.
I suggested we drive over and he could get a picture.
TBG: "It's only a couple miles..."
Other Guy: "Nah. No Intercourse for me tonight. "
TBG: "...Said no guy. Ever."

We heard they had tried to open a club called "Erectile Dysfunction" there, but it wasn't a success.
As a matter of fact, it was a complete flop...

Nobody came.


Ok... I'm done now.

Friday, July 03, 2015

Immoral Imperative - It Must Be Blogged Immediately

We are in lovely Pennsylvania - just outside Lancaster for the US Women's Open.

This place is just teeming with Mennonites and Amish.

Throwing a bunch of our guys into this kind of environment is just asking for trouble, since some of our folks don't have filters, or at least don't use them, while talking/interacting in public...

Case in point...
Just to the east of Lancaster is a place named (to the delight of snickering schoolboys everywhere) Intercourse PA.

 Of course, this becomes a topic of conversation at lunch-

Uncouth Guy1 "Intercourse? Why the fuck would they name the place that? Ha!"
Uncouth Guy2 "I wonder if all the stores & streets are as inappropriately named?"
UG1: "Edith's House of Sex Toys and Apple Butter!"
UG2: "At the corner of Rusty Trombone and Angry Dragon?"
UG1: "Yeah- right next to Dirty Sanchez Plumbing Supply."

This is why we can't go anywhere nice.


Thursday, July 02, 2015

Fiction=Real Life

Didn't we already see this movie?

Shark attack at a beachside community, city won't close beach for 4th of July weekend, more people get et.

I think Steven Spielberg is behind the shark attacks in NC, to encourage yet another showing of Jaws on TNT.