Fifty Shades of Jay

Information Technology is a great job. </Sarc>

First on site, last ones to leave.

I'm on the late shift, doing last walk-through of the offices around 11:30pm before heading back to the hotel...
I notice a light on in the office an Admin. Better check it out.

She is at her desk.
The tall well-shaped brunette Admin Assistant that has been the bane of my existence all week.

The needy bitch...
"I can't access the share drive. I can't print. I need a bigger screen."
Gah.
Biting the bullet I walked over to her desk..
"Hey- I'm heading out. You OK with all your printers and stuff?"

She looks up wistfully...
"Oh... I'm OK..." She heaves a heavy sigh.
She looks up at me coyly, then with a come-hither batting of her eyes she opens her gambit:
"I know I've been a pain in the arse with all my requests..."
I waited for the other shoe to drop...
"I'm very high maintenance..." she purred.
Uh oh.
She got up from her desk and smoothed her blouse seductively...
"I've been a bad girl... I need to be punished." She said- biting her lower lip...


I looked into her smoldering eyes...

"No problem." I said.


I promptly installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

"That ought to do it."


TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Mmmmm. Porrrn.....

Oh, I just loves me some good hi-res porn...


TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Tech Support: Notes from the Battlefield - Part 2

-Fuck It, I'm Done Edition-

So... Part of this job is doing end-user connectivity support.
Someone has a tablet, smartphone or laptop and can't log into the internet because of an authentication issue, and we get a call-out.

In the last few days, there has been some issues on machines where you have to disconnect from the correct network and try to log into the wrong segment, then go back to the right one- THEN you get the log-in screen.
The IT Infrastructure group is working on the problem... I figure it will take them another 6 to 10 days to get back with me, so in the mean time we will do this SSID switcheroo in order to get people working.
(I'm all about expediency. Problem solving. Gettin' it done.)

So... Mr. Samsung Tablet is having an issue getting on line this AM...

I do the network segment swap- connect to the right SSID, then hit his browser to get to the login/portal page...

Know how Chrome has a feature where your most visited sites are displayed as thumbnails on the opening screen?
Yeah-

7 of the 8 thumbnails were porn sites.


I handed his tablet back and went to wash my hands.
Hard.
Twice.

Fuck that shit... I'm walking people through the solutions from now on.
I'm not touching their phones, tablets or laptops anymore.

TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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