From our WTF department...

Thursday, February 25, 2010

From our WTF department...

A toxic spider crawled out of a bunch of bananas at the jumbo hypermarket in the Netherlands. This species of banana spider has poison that causes infernal pains and paralysis phenomena. Men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced long and painful erections which can lead to impotence.

Banana Spiders. Heh.

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

2 comments:

Cockroach said...: If you experience a painfull erection longer than 4 hours seek immediate assistance.

~ Cockroach; 12:30 AM, February 26, 2010
Anonymous said...: Keep posting stuff like this i really like it; 10:06 AM, March 07, 2010

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Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights

Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.

Always remember the 5 rules:

1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.

You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.

Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Thursday, February 25, 2010