I was in Walgreen's the other day...
The guy in front of me was purchasing (not kidding) condoms and Listerine mouthwash.
"Don't judge me." he said, in not so many words.
I normally don't comment on other people's purchases.
(A guy who buys Marshmallow Peeps, rum, and 9mm ammo in one purchase shouldn't throw stones.)
But, since he initiated the dialog, I figured I'd join in.
"Strange times we're living in... Even condoms can't guarantee safe sex anymore."
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by his girlfriend's husband."
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
The guy in front of me was purchasing (not kidding) condoms and Listerine mouthwash.
"Don't judge me." he said, in not so many words.
I normally don't comment on other people's purchases.
(A guy who buys Marshmallow Peeps, rum, and 9mm ammo in one purchase shouldn't throw stones.)
But, since he initiated the dialog, I figured I'd join in.
"Strange times we're living in... Even condoms can't guarantee safe sex anymore."
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by his girlfriend's husband."
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
1 comment:
OH that... Is just bad... :-)
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