Monday, June 25, 2012


Comedian Jake Johanssen once said of men's underwear:
"These are to protect my pants from my ass."

Women put a lot of thought into what pair of undies they wear.
Men, not so much.



Old NFO said...

Ain't THAT the truth...LOL

kx59 said...

"These are to protect my pants from my ass."
Which is why I've never completely understood the concept of "going commando".
Not to mention Mr. Zipper cheese grates Mr. Winky.

The Big Guy said...

Actually there is a tertiary purpose:
Keeping all the hardware in place during times of stress or strenuous activity.

Back in my younger days of "going commando" it was embarrassing to have your package hanging out one leg of your cutoffs...

Someone suggested taping the offending member to my leg to avoid "fallout" but that caused other problems-
I was on a first date with a girl and as I was kissing her goodnight I wound up kicking her right in the face.
After that unfortunate incident I quit wearing shorts and just tucked it in the top my sock and hoped for the best.