Overheard in the hotel bar last night:
Buddy: "...so what the hell is the problem this time?"
Depressed Guy: "Spending money on her is no problem...but when I want something..."
B: "Do tell."
DG: "We spent $5,000 on a breast augmentation for her...She loved her new boobs."
B: "And..."
DG: "Well, she was still hung up on her appearance, so I got her a $3,500 nose job. Then she was really ecstatic."
B: "MmmHm. What else?"
DG: "Wound up with the hat trick- got her liposuction for $4,000."
B: "Wow. A complete overhaul. And she had had a problem with you spending all the cash on her?"
DG:"Not exactly. I spent $300 for a blowjob for myself and she went flippin' mental..."
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Buddy: "...so what the hell is the problem this time?"
Depressed Guy: "Spending money on her is no problem...but when I want something..."
B: "Do tell."
DG: "We spent $5,000 on a breast augmentation for her...She loved her new boobs."
B: "And..."
DG: "Well, she was still hung up on her appearance, so I got her a $3,500 nose job. Then she was really ecstatic."
B: "MmmHm. What else?"
DG: "Wound up with the hat trick- got her liposuction for $4,000."
B: "Wow. A complete overhaul. And she had had a problem with you spending all the cash on her?"
DG:"Not exactly. I spent $300 for a blowjob for myself and she went flippin' mental..."
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
1 comment:
Hoo boy... THAT is a loser if I ever heard one...
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