Actual Hummer Dealerships...
(Really. Look 'em up.)
Royal Hummer (Tucson AZ)
Suburban Hummer (Troy, MI)
Team Hummer (Several locations in CA)
Hummer of Thousand Oaks (Thousand Oaks, CA)
Hummer of Manhattan (New York, NY)
Classic Hummer (Grapevine, TX)
Bravo Hummer (El Paso, TX)
Frontier Hummer (Billings, MT)
Sunrise Hummer (Memphis, TN)
Bob Ross Hummer (Dayton, OH)
Long Hummer (Southborough, MA)
Queensway Hummer (Toronto ONT)
Parkway Hummer (Valencia CA)
Three Way Hummer (Bakersfield, CA)
Insert your own joke here...
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Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights
Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
3 comments:
Uncle Jay, as I said many times, you're just a bottomless source of information. Didn't know Hummer meant anything else in English. Had to google it when I suspected you were not talking about big gas guzzling vehicles. Something else to try thanks!
I feel certain that I am bringing coals to Newcastle when tell you that Urban Dictionary is one-stop shopping for neo-arcane references.
Their "Word of the Day" feature is a nice way to start the day, and occasionally gives me something to chat with the Perfect Child about...
Yours Truly:"Blah blah blah a Cuddle Call with Beau on Saturday?"
PC: "Dad! Where did you hear about that?!"
YT: "I get around, Sugar.I ain't no Johnny Lunchbucket."
www.urbandictionary.com
So TBG...when do we get a commentary on the possible bailout of the "Big 3?" I am interested to hear your thoughts!
Derek--
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