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"Sharks... I hates 'em!"
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"Sharks... I hates 'em!"
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Thursday, August 08, 2013
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Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights
Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
4 comments:
Heh... good one!
I am not particularly fond of sharks.
I pissed my baggies surfing as a teenager when I saw a fin surface the water.
I do not like wade fishing on the third sand bar when the specs are running because the black tips run with the schools. I've done it several times, but I did not like it.
I prefer to have a boat between me and the sharks.
Even then they give me the hebies.
The whole "shark week" thing on cable tv makes me go 'meh',not interested.
I already know there are sharks out there that can crunch my spine.
whatev.
Standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier...
Fin of a dogfish breaks the surface...
I think we need a bigger boat. Preferably one with a bit more punch.
I needed that laugh after the horseshit about the obumma rodeo mask.
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