Sunday, January 11, 2015

Quotes To Live (or Die) By

To the people that insist on pissing me off...

(And the ones that do it unknowingly too- this does not excuse stupid behavior.)

I'm Always polite. Always respectful. And always making plans to kill everyone within a 50' radius. Just in case.

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man." 

"You might call them soft, because they're very reluctant to kill, and they might agree with you, but they're soft the way the ocean is soft, and, well; ask any sea captain how harmless and puny the ocean can be."

"When kind men grow angry, things are about to change."

"When the nice ones snap, it's always a good show."

"Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness." 

"You're too nice a guy to know so many ways to kill someone..."

"If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word."



Daddy Hawk said...

Is it just me, or am I the only one seeing more and more kind men ggetting angry?

The Big Guy said...

Sadly, no. It is a symptom of the times.
Everyone eventually reaches a breaking point...
There is now just so many things/people/circumstances that try a persons composure.
And sometimes people don't realize that we don't have an infinite supply of patience, and they just keep picking and picking and digging that grave.

Ben Catoe said...

Jay, buddy, pal. (gulp) Sounds like I need update my life insurance.

Old NFO said...

All true... Just sayin...