Got rid of the last remnants of the original Uncle Jay site- incorporating it all into the current webpage...
As Mark said: "About damn time."
Meanwhile, here's some of the items on my to-do list:
- Adjust the tint on all the monitors in the Edit Room so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Matt Lauer "likes it that way".
- Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
- Staple results printouts in the middle of the page.
- Ask the hotel security guards out for dates.
- Produce a deKo feed consisting entirely of dire NBC copyright warnings instead of location slates.
- Sew big hunks of gun-shaped metal into people's backpacks for the security guys to find.
- Hide dairy products in inaccessible places in the hotel.
- Set alarms for random times.
- Figure out how to implement morse code in Skype.
- Buy large quantities of Happy Dent mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
- Order a side of pork rinds with your pasta.
- Ask for a fine American wine, Gallo or Mogen David for instance, with dinner.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
- Tape segments of "Sweating to the Oldies" over the master NBC tape at your venue.
- Wear all your clothes backwards.
- Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
- Leave venue ops manager's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
- ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
- only type in lowercase.
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