Friday, February 10, 2006

What? No more frames?

Finally spent a little time fixing the 'site.
Got rid of the last remnants of the original Uncle Jay site- incorporating it all into the current webpage...

As Mark said: "About damn time."

Meanwhile, here's some of the items on my to-do list:

  • Adjust the tint on all the monitors in the Edit Room so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Matt Lauer "likes it that way".
  • Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
  • Staple results printouts in the middle of the page.
  • Ask the hotel security guards out for dates.
  • Produce a deKo feed consisting entirely of dire NBC copyright warnings instead of location slates.
  • Sew big hunks of gun-shaped metal into people's backpacks for the security guys to find.
  • Hide dairy products in inaccessible places in the hotel.
  • Set alarms for random times.
  • Figure out how to implement morse code in Skype.
  • Buy large quantities of Happy Dent mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
  • Order a side of pork rinds with your pasta.
  • Ask for a fine American wine, Gallo or Mogen David for instance, with dinner.
  • Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
  • Tape segments of "Sweating to the Oldies" over the master NBC tape at your venue.
  • Wear all your clothes backwards.
  • Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
  • Leave venue ops manager's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
  • only type in lowercase.
Amazing the Guy Big out-

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