Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Welcome to Chicago

Condition White on the El...

A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement.

I keep telling y'all to stay awake on the train...

“The guy got on with me at (the) Oak Park (station),” the victim said, requesting anonymity. “I wasn’t really paying attention.”
She sat down and started texting on her phone.
“Next stop (at Austin), he throws something in my face.”
I'm wondering if he had it with him the whole time, or did he fill it up just prior to the assault...
You could probably do it... No one is paying attention anyway.


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