Rules of the Roadie

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Rules of the Roadie

Spongemark Squarehands is over in France working on the LPGA Masters in Evian.
(From my tenure at this event: The Tale of Dirty Bill)
I got a message from him this afternoon, passing along some words of wisdom from Phillipe at Supervision, one of our suppliers over in Europe.

Rules of the Roadie- (Euro version)
Everything that is red, you drink.
Everything that is white, you sniff.
Everything that is green, you smoke.
Everything that moves, you screw.
Everything that does not move, you put in the truck.

Wow.

Famous, out.

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Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights

Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.

Always remember the 5 rules:

1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.

You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.

Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Saturday, July 22, 2006