Necessity is the mother of invention. A human Travois. We don't need no stinkin sticks...or horse. Apparently the coefficient of friction was lower in the dirty slushy tire tracks in the road. Either that or drunk dude's buds were just punishing him. I do note how the drag'ee squeegeed the road quite clean. I believe I see an opportunity for a new cottage industry for the homeless when it's too cold to unilaterally to "clean" your windshield at the traffic light for a buck. Damn that was funny. I've been "down" before, but not that bad.
Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know.
I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
Ex Libiris
People who should have better judgement than to be following a subversive bastard like Yours Truly
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Necessity is the mother of invention.
A human Travois. We don't need no stinkin sticks...or horse.
Apparently the coefficient of friction was lower in the dirty slushy tire tracks in the road.
Either that or drunk dude's buds were just punishing him.
I do note how the drag'ee squeegeed the road quite clean. I believe I see an opportunity for a new cottage industry for the homeless when it's too cold to unilaterally to "clean" your windshield at the traffic light for a buck.
Damn that was funny.
I've been "down" before, but not that bad.
Can we expect to see this as an event in the 2018 winter Olympics?
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