Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Morning Commute - A Two-Fer

I got a nice double hit today on my Morning Commute Bingo Card-
BMW driver on Beach Blvd doing 45+, left hand out the window dangling a cigarette, right hand holding her phone to her ear.
(I'm assuming she was steering with her nipples...)

Man, if only she was applying makeup too, I could get the full Triple Threat marker!



Old NFO said...

I get those EVERY morning... Seriously considering a Ferret Scout Car for the drive to/from work...

Angus McThag said...

Just for science, can you get a pic of the nipple steering?

Just academic reasons, why?