Shall we talk about food?
It was difficult to find real local cuisine...Not that I would know authentic Tatarstan cuisine if it jumped up off my plate and spit in my eye.
So we ate a lot of other stuff...
To begin with, next to The Devil's Asscrack Bordello, there was a Mexican/Sushi/Unknownistan restaurant.
How did we know?
Well, I kinda recognized the Eagle-Snake-Cactus symbol painted on the outside.
That, and the smiling face of DirtySanchez Ivanovitch on the sign on the front of the building.
We gave it a shot...
The wings were passable...
Not sure what the sauce was, thought it might be chimichurri, but no.
The nachos that SeanO ordered were...um... disappointing?
'Disappointing' is not a strong enough term.
Scary? Puzzling? Vomit-inducing?
You decide.
We also ate a couple meals at the restaurant in the Bordello From Hell.
The food is so-so, but the Engrish menu was hella entertaining.
Krok-mecie?
I'm pretty sure they meant Croc Monsieur, but it was more like a BLT.
Salad Green Madness. Sounds like a symptom, not a meal.
Ah, They have Hodgepodge! Lovely.
And some nice paste for lunch...
But on the dinner paste, I'd avoid the Gants Epidemic Deathes...
And I guess mushroom washtub would be cool...
On deck: More food fun in KA3AHb.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
It was difficult to find real local cuisine...Not that I would know authentic Tatarstan cuisine if it jumped up off my plate and spit in my eye.
So we ate a lot of other stuff...
To begin with, next to The Devil's Asscrack Bordello, there was a Mexican/Sushi/Unknownistan restaurant.
How did we know?
Well, I kinda recognized the Eagle-Snake-Cactus symbol painted on the outside.
That, and the smiling face of Dirty
We gave it a shot...
The wings were passable...
Not sure what the sauce was, thought it might be chimichurri, but no.
The nachos that SeanO ordered were...um... disappointing?
'Disappointing' is not a strong enough term.
Scary? Puzzling? Vomit-inducing?
You decide.
We also ate a couple meals at the restaurant in the Bordello From Hell.
The food is so-so, but the Engrish menu was hella entertaining.
Krok-mecie?
I'm pretty sure they meant Croc Monsieur, but it was more like a BLT.
Salad Green Madness. Sounds like a symptom, not a meal.
Ah, They have Hodgepodge! Lovely.
And some nice paste for lunch...
But on the dinner paste, I'd avoid the Gants Epidemic Deathes...
And I guess mushroom washtub would be cool...
On deck: More food fun in KA3AHb.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
5 comments:
Ah yes, the 'unknown' menu items... And the questionable Engrish...
The sombrero canopy on the corner of the building is a dead give-a-way.
It juuust says "authentic" tex-mex to me.
The menu is priceless.
lmao.
Wow. I am trying to figure out which planet the 'nachos' are from. I just hope it doesn't reproduce.
I read that as "hedgehog" soup.
@KX
To call it bad is an understatement of the first order.
@Jennifer
According to the poor bastard, it looked better than it tasted, which seems hard to believe...
Be thankful for Zarates!
@Brigid
Hmmm.
I'd eat hedgehog soup.
It would probably be an improvement over Hodgepodge.
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