From my man Mr. No...
ONLY IN AMERICA" OBSERVATIONS -- BY A CANADIAN
1) Only in America could the rich people - 
who pay 86% of all income taxes - be 
accused of not paying their "fair 
share" by people who don't pay any 
income taxes at all. 
2) Only in America could people 
claim that the government still 
discriminates against black 
Americans when they have a black 
President, a black Attorney General, 
and roughly 18% of the federal 
workforce is black while only 12% of 
the population is black 
3) Only in America could they have 
had the two people most responsible 
for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, 
the head of the Treasury Department 
and Charles Rangel who once ran the 
Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn 
out to be tax cheats who are in 
favor of higher taxes.
4) Only in America can they have 
terrorists kill people in the name 
of Allah and have the media 
primarily react by fretting that 
Muslims might be harmed by the 
backlash. 
5) Only in America would they make 
people who want to legally become 
American citizens wait for years in 
their home countries and pay tens of 
thousands of dollars for the 
privilege while we discuss letting 
anyone who sneaks into the country 
illegally just 'magically' become 
American citizens.
6) Only in America could the people 
who believe in balancing the budget 
and sticking by the country's 
Constitution be thought of as 
"extremists."
7) Only in America could you need to 
present a driver's license to cash a 
check or buy alcohol, but not to 
vote. 
8) Only in America could people 
demand the government investigate 
whether oil companies are gouging 
the public because the price of gas 
went up when the return on equity 
invested in a major U.S. oil company 
(Marathon Oil) is less than half of 
a company making tennis shoes 
(Nike). 
9) Only in America could the 
government collect more tax dollars 
from the people than any nation in 
recorded history, still spend a 
Trillion dollars more than it has 
per year - for total spending of 
$7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain 
that it doesn't have nearly enough 
money. 
10) Only in America could 
politicians talk about the greed of 
the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate 
campaign fund-raising event. 
11) Only in America can a man 
with no background, no qualifications 
and no experience ...and a complete 
failure at his job ... be reelected.
TBG 
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3 comments:
sad but true
That'd be hiliarious if it weren't so dang true.
and to add to the last paragraph:
...and who left his personal representative and staff to die rather than interrupt his evening.
Yep, sadly true... dammit...
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