Sunday, September 05, 2010

The Word Gullible is Written on the Ceiling.

Do the airlines take us for complete fools?

Apparently so...

The seating chart for my flight to DC:


So, United Airlines...
You expect me to believe that:
1. 14 people (Frequent flyers with elite status, or people who paid $39.00 extra) chose middle seats in Economy Plus when aisle and window seats were available?
2. There are absolutely NO seats available back in steerage?

"Sorry- no seats! That's a damned shame...
If you want a reserved seat, that'll be $39.00.
Tote up another one on the register, Jocko!" KaChing!

C'mon... I was born at night, but not LAST night....

Is there anyone out there that DOESN'T believe that the airlines are screwing us out of every possible dime and nickle?

Uncle Jay is checking his crystal ball...
Within the next year, possibly before the Christmas Travel Rush, US Airlines are going to start charging for carry-ons... Either by saying they are over a certain weight or exceeding a size dimension...
Remember, you heard it here first.


TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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