I think you people believe that I actually enjoy sitting in TSA interrogation rooms.
Just in via Constant Reader Luc, who hails from Canuckistan...
From: Luc
To: TBG
SUB:I have to share this one
How to scare the nosy bastard sitting beside you in a plane....
1. Take out your laptop
2. Open it slowly and calmly
3. Start it
4. Make sure the annoying a-hole is looking at your screen
5. Close your eyes and look up at the sky
6. Take a deep breath and click on THIS
Then say outloud "ALLAH OUAKBACH"
(Which is Frog/Canuckistani for "Allahu Akbar" - TBG)
Dude... Seriously.
Why do you send me this stuff when you KNOW there is an excellent chance that I will use this knowledge to do something
Besides- it needs to be done on a plane with WiFi access...
Hmmm... Delta does offer WiFi To Go on most flights these days.
But wait...
How about doing it while standing at a concourse window watching a flight pulling away from the gate?
Perhaps an El Al Flight?
Yeah....
See... That's how it starts...
Someone sends a funny e-mail...
Then I wind up in a holding cell in Newark recovering from a pepper spray facial and sporting a size 14 colon from the over-enthusiastic cavity search.
Thanks Luc...
Back to your real job of kicking dead whales down the beach... ;)
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
3 comments:
Well done Luc. I see his reasoning in sending it to you after your last planned meeting with the TSA.
Oh and swf files can be saved locally, no wifi needed.
I think you'd get in less trouble if you called the POTUS a prick.
Just in case, we'll start collecting bail money for your release.....
I will be happy to write you a Windows EXE which will do the same thing, standalone. Or even an iPhone app.
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