White House Correspondents Dinner

Monday, May 11, 2009

White House Correspondents Dinner - Redux

Doug Jones has a MUCH better routine than the one that Wanda Sykes did...

Here's his column...

I especially loved:
"If you're wondering why the president is in a good mood, it's because he's glad to be finished with his annual physical. During his colonoscopy doctors removed two benign polyps and the White House Press Corps."

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

2 comments:

T-Rav said...: I didn't read you suggested column, but the highlights I saw were pretty bad... even for a liberal. Even I was offended.; 9:25 AM, May 12, 2009
March Hare said...: That one was pretty good. :)

BTW, you're nominated for an award:

http://marchhareshouse.blogspot.com/2009/05/lemonade-stand-award.html

Best!; 5:20 PM, May 12, 2009

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Monday, May 11, 2009