Sunday, May 17, 2009

Letters from the Road - 5

To you *@#$ing rubber-necked Yankees:

Look! Another fellow Yankee getting a ticket.

Keep moving.
People get tickets all the time. If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all-
No need to slow down, point and/or gawk.
Keep your eyes on the traffic in front of you, maintain a safe speed and act normal.

Weeping Jeebus, Yankees!


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