... When you're 70 miles from land:
First Mate: "Captain, I've got good news and bad news."
Captain Rick: "Give me the bad."
1st: "There's a huge hole in the port hull."
Capt: "What's the good news, then?"
1st: "All that water pouring in has put out the fire in the engine room."
TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ