Perks of Being Over 50

An astute Constant Reader will notice these are all in large font for "convenience".

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you ????"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out before you can't use them anymore.

8. You can live without your better half, but not your glasses.

9. You get into heated arguments about investments and politics.

10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

12. Your eyes won't get much worse.

13. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

14. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

15. You will enjoy this post every time you read it, since  you won't remember seeing this list last time you read it.



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