It's Yours Truly in a grudge match with United Airlines...
In this corner:
Standing 6'5" weighing in at a healthy 315lbs, the pissed off dinosaur.
In the opposite corner, United Airlines- a 3-hop 25-hour nightmare of cattle-class seats, projectile vomiting children, surly Flight Attendants, and disease-laden aircraft- arriving sometime Wednesday in scenic Sydney NewSouthWales- latest victim of jihadi terrorism.
Lovely. Just lovely.
So... JAX-IAH-SFO-SYD.
(My life in Three Letter Acronyms...)
This is my third year working this event - missing out on my anniversary (24th this year), Christmas, New Years, & my Mom's birthday. Probably won't do it again next year.
Let some dumb noob do it instead of me.
Hopefully I will survive unscathed this year.
We'll see how it goes. No bike rental this year, and I'm going to try to avoid shark attacks and rip currents this go-round. Australia is full of dangerous shit that will kill you-
No doubt I will find some trouble to get into.
Wish me luck...
5 comments:
Good luck!
Best of luck to you. And if Australia tries to kill you, you kill it right back.
You mean TLAs
Thanks y'all...
(And yes, TLAs ;) )
Good luck/fly safe... We had 210-220 kt tail wind coming back... it's gonna be a LONG flight! If I were you I'd tell the company no upgrade no Jay on those overseas flights!
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