Friday, April 15, 2011

Poor Bastard

Another mesmerizing time-waster a la FML and Texts From Last Night.

Dear Girls Above Me

Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.

Dear Girls Above Me,
“I hate St. Paddy’s Day cause I look fat in green, although getting pinched secretly turns me on.”
I live under you, it’s no secret.
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Wait, did the tsunami cause time to move ahead!?”
Nope, daylight savings did.

Schadenfreude, I has it.


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