Monday, October 04, 2010

Purchasing vs. Leasing

Here's a little something to get things going.
TBG left me this to kick-start my posts.
He siad to be sure I gave a hattip to KK for the contribution, so, thanks, KK, whereever you are.

Something to think about:
Purchasing vs Leasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Scary, huh.

Leasing on the other hand,

New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen .

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years.
(Economics Majors take note- a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
* a 22 year old
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Hope you appreciate this free advice.

Proxi Sabot - Just filling in.


GuardDuck said...

A wise old sea salt once told me, if it floats, flies or f**ks - rent it, don't buy it.

Bug said...

I believe it was a Sam Kennison bit, after I'm not sure how many divorces... he announced that he wasn't going to get married any more, he would just find some bitch he can't stand every few years and give her half his shit.

The Mighty Skunk said...

That line about flies / floats is from the book "How To Get Rich", by Felix Dennis (publisher of Maxim magazine).

It's a fun read. Recommended.