Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Panic on Concourse C - Fast Moving Ogre

I found the perfect gift for a certain lumbering ogre what likes to move rapidly through airports when he has been drinking in the airport lounge too long has a short layover on connecting cities...

Behold, the Micro Samsonite

Omigod I can just see The Big Guy kicking this carry-on bag/scooter combo down the concourse in Newark heading for Gate C120.
I can also see the Port Authority Police and the TSA working him over with tazers once they catch him.
As a matter of fact, I'd pay good cashy money to see it.

Proxi - Fill-no-more

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