Sunday, May 30, 2010

Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed

I got an e-mail from the president of the range where I shoot...

"Today someone dumped 1000 plus roofing nails on the road inside the main gate. Please be watchful when you go to the range."

Some details/thoughts regarding this misadventure...

1. Someone vandalizes the road that leads to the shooting range that is owned/operated by Fraternal Order of Police.

2. The range is located virtually inside a gated community that, as a rule, hates guns and really fucking hates the fact there is a private gun range operating within 100yds of their homes.

3. 1000 roofing nails? Like a whole bucket recently purchased at the Home Depot that's less than a quarter mile away?

4. Jax Beach and Marsh Landing is a relatively small gene pool...
Guess how long it's going to take for one of the members (all cops or ex-cops with nothing better to do than deal with asshats that vandalize their club) to visit yon Home Depot and ask a few pertinent questions about recent purchases.

Dear Residents of Marsh Landing/The Palms Condominimums...
We try to be good neighbors; We don't start shooting before 9 AM and don't shoot any later then an hour before sunset.
That's pretty reasonable, eh?
Still don't like it? Sorry.
SSSA has been here longer than you have.
Deal with it, or GTFO.


Vandalism (against a police organization) is not a way to voice displeasure.
Well... it's not a wise way to express your feelings.

Things are fixin' to go poorly for someone.


1 comment:

TOTWTYTR said...

The dumb, it hurts so much. Or should.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."