Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving Travelers

For all the folks out there traveling this weekend to see friends and family, please be safe in your car, airplane, motorcycle, skateboard, steamship or however you are getting to where you are going.

No road rage, aggressive driving, driving under the alcafluence of incohol, eating while driving, cooking while driving, or doing anything other than driving while driving.

And a quick tip from your Uncle Jay-
If you are in traffic out there on the Interstate, keep your hands at the old "10 & 2" or "3 & 9" or just one hand at 6 o'clock...
One or both hands at the top of the steering wheel is an invitation to a broken nose and/or broken forearms if you have an impact and the airbag goes off.
That airbag is going to drive your arm back into your face at 200 mph...
Its a rather rude awakening.

Have a great Thanksgiving.
(Or for Luc up in Montreal, have a good, uh, Thursday. Enjoy the poutine.)



Luc said...

Uh ... Thanks? I think.

Y'all have a great Thanksgiving weekend. Best to J,H and B.

T-Rav said...

Thanksgiving is good for one thing: Packing on weight for the big Deer hunt that starts on Monday. Aim for the head and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz the trigger.

Joanna said...

I'd pay money to see someone successfully cook while driving, as long as they stayed out of my lane. Around here there's more danger from oblivious women and cell-phone wankers who change lanes without signalling.