Thursday, April 07, 2016

Golf Stuff: Best comments regarding Ernie Els' 7-putt on Hole 1 at the 2016 Masters



His caddy was just standing there like ... "well, there goes my paycheck for the week"

I usually start the "one of us!" chant, but fuck, that's not even one of us, man.

This will go down with the biggest disasters of all time.... Challenger explosion.... Chernobyl.... Ernie Els opening hole of 2016 Masters.

He will henceforth be known as Ernie "Motorboatin'" Els...  putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt

Since breaking the club into 2 or 3 pieces and throwing it in the nearest trash can would be as unacceptable as tossing it into the nearest lake at Augusta, I would calmly walk over to a child in the audience and give it to them, then putting with literally any other club for the rest of the round.

The elusive Sextuple bogey!



Gawd that was painful to see...


TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

3 comments:

Dan said...

That was the first video I saw today. Great golfer, lost his putting stroke. Too bad the USGA/R&A banned anchoring this year, I guess. Man...

Old NFO said...

Yep, ugly was right... Along with Speith's quad bogey in 12 today...

Dan said...

Y'know, come to think of it, the sextuple bogie isn't that elusive (if you know where to look)(yeah, where I'm playing).