If you do a search on Teh Google for "Florida Man", you usually get some pretty entertaining results.
It looks like, however, Houston is trying to give Florida a run for the money...
Fortunately, I passed that stretch of 290 a before said woman decided to give an impromptu floor show and did not have to endure the resultant traffic jamb...or the floor show. +1 on Old NFO's comment.
We have our share of nutcases here in the Lone Star State. If Florida is running low, we could flush out Austin and send a few your way. :)
Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know.
I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
Ex Libiris
People who should have better judgement than to be following a subversive bastard like Yours Truly
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Sad part is she was FUGLY...
Fortunately, I passed that stretch of 290 a before said woman decided to give an impromptu floor show and did not have to endure the resultant traffic jamb...or the floor show.
+1 on Old NFO's comment.
We have our share of nutcases here in the Lone Star State. If Florida is running low, we could flush out Austin and send a few your way. :)
Got to watch from the office! Check out Kenny Allen's "Naked lady on a semi truck" song on youtube. Destined to be a classic.
Definitely flush Austin!!! :-)
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