Getting ready to fly again today...
Based on the last few trips, I am girding my loins and anticipating getting bent over the back of the couch by United Airlines yet again.
Item: Odds
Flight delay: 70%
Equipment Issue: 40%
Irritating seatmate: 90%
Bulkhead seat: 50%
Baggage Loss: 10%
Harpy Flight Attendant: 60%
Missed Connection: 45%
Broken entertainment unit: 65%
Adjacent seat empty: .05%
Complimentary upgrade: .0061%
This one's not so bad: 2.5 hours then 4.5 hours to destination.
Next week, though... That's gonna be a bite in the ass - 2 hrs, then 15 hours.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Based on the last few trips, I am girding my loins and anticipating getting bent over the back of the couch by United Airlines yet again.
Item: Odds
Flight delay: 70%
Equipment Issue: 40%
Irritating seatmate: 90%
Bulkhead seat: 50%
Baggage Loss: 10%
Harpy Flight Attendant: 60%
Missed Connection: 45%
Broken entertainment unit: 65%
Adjacent seat empty: .05%
Complimentary upgrade: .0061%
This one's not so bad: 2.5 hours then 4.5 hours to destination.
Next week, though... That's gonna be a bite in the ass - 2 hrs, then 15 hours.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
1 comment:
Heh... Delay! It's Chicago!!!
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