Dear England-
Can I make a suggestion?
1. Launder your clothes more often. (see #3)
2. Shower/bathe.
3. Use soap.
4. Deodorant. Use it.
5. Got Toothbrush? Toothpaste?
6. Mouthwash/Breath mint wouldn't hurt.
6a. Mouthwash / breath mint is not a long-term substitute for #5.
Thanks,
That big guy in the elevator holding his breath.
Really, if riding down in the hotel elevator first thing in the morning and the stench of B.O. and bad breath makes someone gag, there needs to be a serious discussion about your hygiene.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
1 comment:
that applies to Europeans in general.
They have a thing about bothering to shampoo their hair, or even comb it for that matter, as well.
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