So...
Let me get this straight...
Sumdood, ostensibly a responsible lackey with a class B or class A license, stopped for an overnight and had his truck 'jacked.
(FWIW, when I drive company-owned equipment cross-country, that prospect always scares the crap outta me.)
Inside was some Expensive & Important Stuff.
Seems that there was some pretty powerful magic items too...
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Let me get this straight...
Sumdood, ostensibly a responsible lackey with a class B or class A license, stopped for an overnight and had his truck 'jacked.
(FWIW, when I drive company-owned equipment cross-country, that prospect always scares the crap outta me.)
Inside was some Expensive & Important Stuff.
Seems that there was some pretty powerful magic items too...
Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.
So, there is some special force field surrounding these items that keeps anyone except His Serene Majesty the Emperor Barack Hussein Obama II,
Lord of the Flies, Keeper of the Hoops, Master of the Greens, Bringer of
Kinetic Military Action, Vacationer-in-Chief, Slayer of Osama, and Protector of
the Holy Cities of Honolulu and Chicago, the Kwisatz Haderach
of story and song from standing behind it?
Man, that's some mighty powerful mojo.
Nothing to worry about anyway... I hear they were up for replacement anyway.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
2 comments:
hahahha... love the skunk demotivational!! :)
the only thing Obama was worried about losing was his teleprompter. the horror!
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