Knowing Which Side has the Butter on it

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Knowing Which Side has the Butter on it

The barmaid is getting ready to pour my 4th Captain and Coke, but stops to cheer for a good play by the Bears on the TV...
(I'm on a layover at OHare, go figure...)
She looks over at me for affirmation of the fine performance of Her Team-
At which point I have the good sense to do my best to look enthusiastic and mumble something that sounds vaguely like "Go Bears".
Where upon she gives my drink a standing 4-count of Captain Morgan and waved the Coke nozzle weakly at my glass...
Looks like Torino all over again...
Where the hell is SpngeMark when I need him?

TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

1 comment:

TheWrongWay said...: I would have no issues taking his place...; 4:57 PM, December 06, 2009

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1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
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Sunday, December 06, 2009