Saturday, October 24, 2009


Pay attention, Dumbass.

Tonight's 'Oh Shit' moment:

I left the convenience store with a cup of hot coffee in one hand and my keys in the other..
I hooked a finger under the door handle of the blue Honda Element parked at the curb and started to get in...forgetting I was driving a rented gray Chevy Malibu...

I don't know who was more surprised, me or the 60-something lady sitting in the passenger seat.
"Uh...Oh! Shit! Wrong car! Sorry..."
I hot-footed it back to my car before Sheriff Cletus showed up responding to the attempted carjacking call....


1 comment:

TheWrongWay said...

Does the "Oh Shit" refer to you or her big girl set of depends she was wearing?!