Thursday, April 09, 2009

Unclear on the Concept - Political Insults

Just sitting here minding my own bizness, watching the data roll into the DOM from out on The Course...

My email alert chimed...
Cockroach, who had been sitting next to me at his desk got up, mumbled something about replacing a battery in a laser out on The Course and dashed out the door, knowing the sky would shortly turn purple.

I read the new message in my inbox:

Hey TBG,
I just ran into the BeeKeeper.
A few words were exchanged about 'ism's and Government control.
He said "tell Commie Young to get to work!"

This is me, "The Messenger!, Just the Messenger"

~ Cockroach

Commie?!

Commie!!


HE's calling ME a COMMIE?!


This isn't even the pot calling the kettle black...
This is the pot calling the Corning Ware black.

Trampis- I'm starting to worry about your vocabulary...
Here's the way it works-
You're an Obama-voting Pseudo-Socialist pinko hippie neo-maxi-zoomed-dweeb.
When I call you a Communist, it implies you are even FURTHER left (if possible) than you actually are.

No one could possibly imply that I have any Communistic leanings...
Even though during the ramp up to the 2008 Olympics in Beijing I stated "Communism Gets Shit Done", this doesn't imply my approval of any Marxist social system.
If you wanted to imply that I was beyond my usual Conservative belief you could call me a Mossback... But that's a rather antiquated term... Appropriate, though.

You better get your terms squared away, Hippie.
Don't make me unleash my pet Thesaurus on you...



Now, if you really want to piss me off and put yourself at the top of the list for an ass-kicking, call me a Republican.



TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

4 comments:

T-Rav said...

Pipe down commie!

The Big Guy said...

In the inimitable words of Inigo Montoya:
"You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means."

TBG

T-Rav said...

You killed my father... prepare to die.

Bug said...

under the category of "Dang it, why didn't I think of this sooner"...

Lighten up shorty, when Travis calls you a "commie", it is a compliment.